Saturday, March 21, 2009

Hampton Diner

36 Hampton House Road (US 206), Newton NJ 07860

The Hampton Diner is one of our usual haunts, and last night it did not disappoint. It's a big diner near a newly developed tract of land on the outskirts of Newton. It has nice decor, and is very neat and clean on the inside. The bathrooms are especially fancy, with marble walls, and handpainted art on the ceiling.

We arrived and were seated promptly in a small booth. The waiter came almost immediately to take our drink orders, which were quickly filled. She then left us for about 10 minutes, which luckily was just as long as we needed to decide what we wanted. The order:

1 "Gyro Deluxe"
1 egg and cheese sandwich

The gyro was a little on the expensive side ($7.50), and made with beef. Then again, I haven't been to a diner in years that serves authentic lamb gyro. It came with fries, at least. There was a decent amount of tzatziki sauce too, something most diners usually skimp on. Other toppings include just lettuce and tomato. They also offer a special gyro platter for $8-something which includes olives and Feta cheese and the whole works.

The egg and cheese was about $3 and came with, well, egg and cheese on a hard roll. The better half of DM told me it was pretty good.

Total with drinks (just a soda) came to $14 before tax, not too bad.


Rating: 4/5 Cyclops approve.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Cheese fries.

What is it with diners and crappy cheese fries? At every diner we've been to thus far, an order of "cheese fries" consists of a plate of french fries with 2-3 slices of Kraft singles melted on top, heated in the microwave.
By the time it arrives at your table, the cheese has mostly solidified, so the top layer of fries is covered in hard cheese, and the bottom fries get no love. Since when is this an acceptable method of preparing cheese fries?
Cheese fries should have a proper cheese sauce poured over them, which permeates the entire plate of fries to the bottom. Velveeta is acceptable. I have only been to one establishment which can make proper cheese fries, and it's not even a diner: Davy's Dogs. It is a shining example of how cheese fries should be prepared - gratuitous quantities of fries and cheese for only $2.49.
Loyal DM readers, have you patronized a diner which serves proper cheese fries? Comment us, we'll return the favor.